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May

Pesticles*

Yesterday, I was scanning article titles on the news pages, and one of them started with the word “Pesticles.” Or, so I thought. It was actually “Pesticides.”

Then, I thought that pesticles could be a pretty good word, so I am officially claiming it, much in the same way I claimed “goobometer” as a term we coined back in grad school.

Pesticles needs a definition, though.

“Ever been annoyed by a creepy guy who wouldn’t leave you alone even though you told him to bug off a dozen times? He’s a pesticle.”

“80 year-old senators who try to bang interns are loaded with pesticles.”

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categories: funny crap

3 Responses to “Pesticles*”


  1. Linda said:
    May 19, 2010 - 8:58 am

    Pesticles…ha ha ha!

    That’s funnier than “procrasturbating” (the act of procrastinating by mas…uh, well, you know what I mean)….


  2. nhfalcon said:
    May 19, 2010 - 5:45 pm

    I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there! :)


  3. Bo said:
    May 21, 2010 - 6:24 pm

    Pesticles is good, but procrasturbation is genius.

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