Wish I Could Take Credit

for some of the things I see on my Twitter feeds.

@suziplasse: I’m offended by the pejorative term “cracka” and would prefer to be known henceforth as a ‘Keebler-American”#tcot

Dear Confused Teen Girls: someone who sparkles and won’t have sex with you isn’t a vampire; it’s a gay guy.

When life gives you lemons, add vodka and throw a party!

I thought I was as sad as I could get. Then I read failblog and realized those people still get to vote.

My husband has a “fairy” watering can and has looted a meat pizza from an imp. I do not really want to know what kind of game he’s playing

(Okay, that last one was mine.)