10
Jul

Husband: “I’m going to spend some money at Best Buy tonight.”

Me: “How much?”

Him: “Couple hundred.”

Me: “Ooooh. Don’t forget we have no extra spending money right now. I spent all of our money.”

Him: “On what?”

Me: “On a vehicle**? Don’t you remember signing the contract?”

**direct result of getting a dog who will be too big to ride in the car if everyone is in the car at the same time.